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Tales of Placencia



Gordon is a local Creole man who lives about a mile outside the Village proper.  I'm not sure what Gordon does. He sells some trinkets and does some other things with his time. I also understand he has lots of birthday parties for himself. Why, I don't know, maybe just an excuse for a party. I never did hear how old he was, and we sure didn't sing happy birthday at his party.

Anyway, about 8:00 p.m. on Saturday night, 15 of us loaded ourselves into a very decrepit green van with 1 bench seat, 1 driver's seat and 1 passenger seat.   I've related the condition of the road before.  Well, it was bad the night of Gordon "birthday" party.  First, it had been raining every night, so the mud was a couple of inches deep on the good parts of the road, probably 3 to 4 inches deep on the not-so-good parts. Second, someone came into town a couple of days ago with some heavy road equipment to smooth out the road. Since the work is being carried on in Belize time, the road is much worse than before the work started. Deep cuts now run lengthwise down long stretches of the road, and the large piles of dirt, sand and rock are piled up in 3-4 foot mounds at quarter-mile intervals.

I decided it was best not to worry about road conditions, so I just avoided looking out the van windows during most of the trip. Besides, the conversation inside the van (at least what I could understand of it) was most interesting, all about the rivalry between the PUP and UDP parties.

Anyway, the van was filled with lots of shouting, laughter and cursing. But as soon as the van stopped at Gordon's, so did the political discussion. After all, why discuss politics when there's free rum?

Our van load is among the first to arrive at Gordon's, so the party is not yet in full swing. I take the opportunity to ask for a tour of Gordon's place. The main building isn't all that attractive, but seems functional enough (i.e., has running water and indoor plumbing). The grounds are gorgeous with several palapas near the water, a large BBQ palapa, palm trees, flowering vines, the whole tropical paradise thing.

A drink seemed in order after the tour so I walked over to the bar which had been set up on a card table about half-way between the house and the BBQ palapa. About 20 chairs had been set out to the left of the bar, and people had started arranging the chairs. What was sort of odd was the way they arranged them.

One line of chairs had been set up on a southwest diagonal directly behind the bar (between the table and the BBQ palapa). Another line of chairs eventually ended up on a northeast diagonal to the east of the bar so that if the 2 ends of both lines had met, the lines would have formed a "V."

Later in the evening after some resort owners arrived (and after I had had 2 large helpings of carrot cake), a group of us ended up sort of hanging out in the bar area between the 2 chair lines. After another small slice of carrot cake and a rum, I began to think of the chair lines as a Greek chorus. We put on lots of different kinds of music trying to get the Greek chorus to dance. But they weren't in a dancing mood that night, preferring merely to murmur and watch. Actually the whole thing seemed sort of eerie, and for some reason got eerier and eerier in direct proportion to the amount of carrot cake consumed.

Anyway, the people in the chair lines (mostly locals) sort of talked amongst themselves and watched our group of mostly foreign white people (there goes that ethnic thing again - as far as I've seen, it's not used derogatorily, just descriptively).

Oh yes, the carrot cake. It sort of just appeared on the bar. I believe it may have had something in it other than carrots. I'm not sure, mind you, but I do vaguely remember several people telling me not to eat anymore of it. But by that time, I was absorbed in the Greek chorus, so I don't think I paid any attention (or maybe I did because I'd already had enough carrot cake by that time).

Whatever the reason, I do remember being one of the last people at the party. Since my transportation was long gone, Gordon loaded me and another woman into the cab of the truck, and put the remaining local stragglers into the truck bed for the trip to the Village.

At some point, the other woman and Gordon got into a fight. Since I was between them in the cab, I decided the rear of the truck was safer. So when the fight escalated and the truck was stopped, I decided to change places with one of the guys in the back of the truck.

My memories after getting into the back of the truck are definitely weird. For some reason (the carrot cake again?), I have this memory of going past the same curve on the same road about 12 times, with a young Belizean man (who I was sure was a demon of some sort) hunched over on the back of the truck like a vulture, saying something that I couldn't understand. Between the curve-thing and the vulture-thing, I decided that I had been kidnapped by some kind of Belizean underworld demons. Strangely, I wasn't scared, only sure that I could escape if I only kept my wits about me. (What wits, you say? Carrot cake wits, that's what wits - after all if you can't trust carrot cake to protect you from demons, what can you trust?)

I do remember getting home and deciding I needed more to drink, going to bed sometime around 6:00 a.m. and getting up at 8:30 a.m., feeling fine.

All in all, a great party, even though the Greek chorus refused to dance and I was kidnapped by demons. Oh, and while I'm not sure I'd recommend Belizean carrot cake, if you do partake, make sure you've equipped yourself with appropriate demon warding-off equipment, and try to remember to keep your "wits" about you.

Anonymous

   

Just Stuff (1998)

Ki. I met Ki (pronounced key) at the dock on Wednesday. He's from Japan and had ridden a bicycle here from Mexico City. Ki looked to be about 19 years old.

When he left Japan, Ki told his parents he was going to visit Mexico for a few weeks. Well, he flew to L.A., hitchhiked to Baja, took the bus to Mexico City, bought a bicycle and ended up here. He was on his way to the Silk Cays to camp by himself for a week. Someone will pick him up at the Silks on Wednesday. From here, he will bike to Brazil. Once in Brazil, he will fly to South Africa and spend some time there.

Ki's bike looked about 10 years old, but it had been new only 3 months ago. He told me that when he bought it, he knew nothing about bicycles. Now, he says, he can fix anything and everything on it. I asked him what his parents would say when they found out he'd be gone a year or so, instead of a few weeks. His answer? "I don't know, but it's my life." Ki wants to be a writer.

Sylvia. Sylvia is a 10-year-old beauty, half Creole, half Anglo. That beautiful blond-white hair with black underneath, honey and brown-sugar skin. I went fishing with her, her younger brother Mikey, her Uncle Kevin, and Greg, a local hippie who somehow just never managed to leave Placencia.

The day was blustery, and we ended up in a downpour about half-way to Hatchet Key. Uncle Kevin put Sylvia and Mikey behind the seats in the boat to keep some of the rain off them. Greg, Uncle Kevin and I were soaked, and stayed soaked all day. (I have never stayed so wet for so long, or been so happy to take a hot shower and put on dry clothes.)

The kids were relatively dry for awhile, but with the roughness of the sea, they ended up as wet as we were. But they didn't care. Mikey even slept, soaking wet, on my shoulder for a long portion of the trip.

But Sylvia! How excited she was when she hooked her first fish. Eyes sparkling, she laughed, and danced, all the while singing something in Creole and asking Uncle Kevin if she could catch another one.

Unfortunately, the next one was a long time coming, and Sylvia, Mikey and I eventually all fell asleep together at the back of the boat. We woke up again when we heard a fish take the hook, but we lost that one. Lunch was bologna on white bread that was somewhat soggy from the spray coming into the boat.

We eventually caught another barracuda, a tuna and a jack. Sylvia and Mikey's mother was waiting at the dock when we came in. The first thing Sylvia did was grab her first Barracuda and run to her mother with it.

Sylvia reminded me of the first time I went to Yankee Stadium with a friend's family and watched her little boy see his first home run.

Delen. Delen is a 45-year-old black man with the finest features and some of the most expressive eyes I've ever seen. He is hooked on crack.

Delen's brother brought him here from Belize City where the brother found Delen literally sleeping in the gutter. Delen works for Uncle Kevin, loading and unloading his boat, filling his cooler with ice, cleaning his fish. Delen is fiercely loyal to Kevin because Kevin gave him a job when no one else would.

Notwithstanding his crack habit, Delen is very trustworthy. In fact, when Kevin was robbed a few months ago, Delen recovered all of the stolen items. As Delen explained, he knows what all the other crackheads own, and he knows what they have that they shouldn't.

As with most other places in the world, crack is a problem here, much more so than marijuana. Most of the crime that occurs here is the result of crack - - just like home.

Resorts v. the Village. I happened to be at the dock a few days ago when a group of the local guides starting talking about the Placencia Website which they perceived as being organized by white resort owners.

The mistrust expressed was astounding. Someone told me that the U.S. government was giving the resort owners the money to put up their Website. Others told me that they wouldn't participate in the Website because the resort owners would censor the guides' Webpages. This censorship would occur to prevent tourists from contacting the local guides without going through the resorts.

I suspect some truth lies within the guides' mistrust. I know some resort owners are using only guides willing to undercut the other guides, and then adding resort fees on top of the fees charged by the guides. And I suppose it's entirely possible that the resorts would censor the guides' Webpages in some way, even if not diabolically.

Of course, some of the guides realize that the Internet could be very valuable to them. At least 2 of the local guides have their own Websites, and one (a man who runs a kayaking operation), has benefited tremendously from the exposure.

There's a guide meeting Monday or Tuesday night to discuss the whole subject. A class war started by the Internet?

The Grocery Store. Well, I have to go to the grocery store again. And yes, I need heavy stuff - - again. Shakey may be around this time though, and I still have some potatoes, onions and pineapple juice, so this trip may not be quite as memorable as the previous one. Just in case, I'm taking a cloth bag. So, I've put this off long enough. Gotta go.

As the crow flies, Dangriga Town is about 47 miles north of Placencia Village, on the eastern coast of Belize. As the bus travels, it's about 70 miles and 2.5 hours, as long as it's not raining.

Ritchie BusI caught the Ritchie line bus (a very old American Bluebird school bus) at the top of a hill on the dirt road at about 7:15 a.m. Friday. Almost missed it, but there are no bus stops, and one guy drives while another keeps an eye out for errant passengers. The bus stopped for me and I took a seat in row #9 on the driver's side. I later learned that my seat selection was a terribly intelligent one, for a tourist.

Why? Since Dangriga is north, the rising sun would hit the east side of the bus, making folks on that side of the bus terribly hot. Row #9 would not get direct sun, because it was on the western side of the bus. Also, row #9 is not over a wheel well or near the back of bus, the bumpier places to ride (row #9 was bumpy enough - I'd have hated to have been anywhere bumpier). Finally, since row #9 was in the middle of the bus, all of the passengers in front of me would cushion the blow if we hit something. So there you go. If you ever take the bus between Placencia and Dangriga, rows 7-12 are o.k., with the exact seat selection depending on the time of day and the direction you are headed.

After picking me up, the bus next stopped for William Morrison (the names have been changed to protect the innocent).

William is about 45, overweight, but overweight all over (i.e., he's just big). He's the nephew of some terribly wealthy Placencia widow ladies. William (NEVER "Will or Willie or Bill, or, God forbid, "Billy") is ostensibly the caretaker of a few properties up and down the Peninsula, but he's not a terribly energetic man, so the properties are in awful shape.

William's grandfather was a minister of something or other in Belize about 60 years ago. According to William, his grandfather became "politically incorrect" and was eventually run out of Belize after having all his property confiscated.

Thus was William raised in the U.S.  I gather he was a real "rounder" in his youth, hitchhiking around the country, drinking, carousing and drugging it up to the hilt. I think his youthful "exuberance" carried on a bit longer than was seemly and he was sent to Belize to straighten himself out (and get him out of everyone's hair, quite probably).

I had met William before, so having pity on me as a poor, lonely tourist, he also sat in row #9.

Now, I knew William was a talker.  But, I had never experienced his full abilities. He began talking before he sat down, and did not stop until I got off the bus in Dangriga (fortunately, he was going on to Belize City, so we parted ways at the Dangriga bus station).

William's discourse included off-shore banking (which he admits he doesn't really understand, but that doesn't prevent him from talking about it), when the Southern Highway will be paved, whether tourists will buy pre-fab housing, why jaguars smell so bad, where to stay in Belmopan, how to save $1.00 so that you can buy 4 panadas in Belize City (whatever they are - something to eat I gather), land his grandfather owned but sold before the land boom . . . Well, you get the picture.

Although I had William as background noise, the bus trip to Dangriga was quite interesting. I had never traveled all the way up the Peninsula before, so had never realized how close we are to the foothills of the Maya Mountain Range. Very pretty, forested small "mountains" that reminded me of the foothills of Appalachia.

We also went through several orange and banana plantations, and I was able to see how banana trees are re-rooted each year to produce next year's harvest.

Oh, and the road itself was interesting. As I've already indicated, the road is in pretty bad shape down here near the Village. But it gets even worse as you head north. In spots, rocks have been thrown across the road to slow down the growth of potholes. The rocks seem to be effective for that purpose, but result in a truly bone-jarring ride.

Also (according to William), some parts of the road are yellow from the dumping of slurry dug up from foundations, dredging work, etc. This slurry is very slick in the rain. I know, because I've now been on an old, decrepit American school bus traveling at 40 miles per hour, with the driver completely out of control of the bus. I have to give the guy credit, he was able to take it out of the slide within a reasonable distance.

And what is a reasonable distance? That's the distance between where you are and the next bridge over one of the many small river tributaries running under the road. You see, these bridges are merely plank bridges, without guardrails, and just a mite wider than the bus itself. So, as long as the driver can regain control of the bus before the bridge, control has been regained within a reasonable distance.

Oh, and overtaking slower traffic works like this: blow your horn 10 or 12 times and stomp on the accelerator. That works for passing even if there's oncoming pedestrian or vehicular traffic. Dangriga Town drivers use the same method of traffic control.

The cost of all this fun? $4.00 U.S., one way. (They don't sell round-trip tickets. I wonder why?)

The wafting Placencia breeze is famous for keeping the Village cool even on the hottest days.  But when it stops, the heat and humidity can be gruesome.

Last night, the breeze didn't stop, it traveled well beyond the wafting stage to almost frightening.

About 2:30 a.m. I woke up to find objects flying across the room and lots of very loud banging. When I finally realized what was happening, I rushed around drawing the heavy wooden shutters closed.

As a novice heavy wooden shutter closer, I almost lost an arm when the wind caught a shutter and pushed it back toward me with amazing force. The wind was too strong to go outside, so I had to unfasten the shutters from the exterior porch wall from the inside of the cabin. Not impossible, but difficult in a really strong wind.

Once I had the place secured, I turned on the lights (the electricity amazingly didn't fail). Nothing was broken, just strewn about. In the kitchen, a large ginger-jar lamp on a high shelf had been picked up and knocked to the other side of the galley kitchen floor.

I was able to leave the side shutters open since the wind was coming straight from the sea. The open northern shutter acted as a buffer and allowed me to lean out the window and watch the storm.

Palm trees were blowing almost parallel to the ground. Waves were hitting the beach about 20 feet from the high tide line.

Amazingly, no blowing sand and the temperature didn't seem to have dropped. In fact, the wind seemed "high," in the tops of the trees, but not on the ground. When the storm calmed a little later, I had to use 2 hands to open the front door. However, when I went outside to stand on the porch, the wind didn't seem to be that much of a force on my body. Strange. Plus, the wind seemed very warm and actually soft. The storm ended about an hour after it started.

Word to the wise, a beach cabin should have jalousie windows. Otherwise, it gets awfully hot when completely shut up in a storm.

Sunday dawned fair and relatively calm. Mary called at six thirty.

"Get up!" she cried. "We’re going on a busman’s holiday. Kevin is taking us to Glover’s Reef!"

We’d been hoping that this trip would happen but we hadn’t prepared because that seems to be the kiss of death. I actually leapt out of bed despite the early hour and headed over to Mary’s.

We quickly put together a shopping list and went to Wallen’s for groceries, wine, beer and rum. Then I headed home to pack.

Harold, Harry and Carl on the way to Glover'sIt was almost ten o’clock by the time the boats were gassed up and loaded. Eight of us headed out in two boats- Harold Wallen (of Wallen’s Market), his fourteen-year-old son Carl and Carl’s friend, Harry, were in one boat; Kevin, Mary, Sarah and Donald (from the US) and I in the other.

It takes about two and a half hours, in good weather, to reach Glover’s. You travel to the outer reef, locate the opening and pass into open sea. I had never been to the reef. It is amazing. About ten minutes before you actually reach it you can see the foaming waves breaking over the coral. It stretches in both directions as far as the eye can see. The water inside the reef is that special Caribbean turquoise while on the other side it is deep blue. Kevin piloted us through and suddenly we were in the rolling waves of the open ocean.

Entrance to the AtollAfter what seemed like forever, Kevin pointed out the smudge on the horizon that was Glover’s. As it slowly became larger on the horizon, Mary filled us in on this unique spot.

Glover's Reef is about 70 miles southeast of Belize City and due east from Dangriga. It encompasses an area of approximately 90 square miles. The atoll was named for the pirate, John Glover, and old pirate graves are said to be on North East Caye within the Atoll. Glover's Reef remains one of the most remote and most unexplored areas of Belize. Some marine biologists believe it may be the most untouched atoll system in the Caribbean. All cayes in the Atoll except North East Caye have been zoned conservation areas, and Middle Caye is a designated wilderness. The climate is desert-like. It rarely rains but there is a constant cooling breeze.

We were headed for North East Caye. A lawyer from France and his wife took possession of the Caye in the sixties. They live there with their daughter Becky, her Creole husband, Breeze Cabral, and their two children Warren, age eight, and Jacqueline, age 5. Grandma home schools them as she did her own children.

Glovers CabanaWe pulled in to the dock and Becky directed us to the eastern tip of the island where she had set aside three cabins for us. The cabanas are thatched, raised structures with a porch, cooking room and sleeping loft. Mary and I quickly settled into ours and then headed over to the cabin which was to be our supply depot.

The communal kitchen was set up quickly under this cabana. We had a lunch of cold meats and bread which tasted like the finest French cuisine, we were so hungry! While we were eating, young Harry informed us that he was prone to seasickness and afraid of most things- like being eaten by a shark or meeting up with a pirate ghost!

After lunch the guys headed out fishing while we ladies checked out the caye. There is no electricity or potable well water, but they provide containers of water for drinking and gas for cooking. Guests are picked up at Sittee River in a large sailboat and deposited on the caye for their holiday. There are paths all over, leading to cabanas, outdoor showers and a spot to watch the sunset. The sea looked like a huge, crystal clear lake, protected by the reef, just yards away, from the open ocean.

The water looked so inviting that it wasn’t long before we were in. The temperature is unbelievably warm- almost feels like a hot tub- but soooo relaxing!

Glovers CatchThe fishermen finally returned, well after dark. They had lots of luck so we ate fish, rice and salad for supper while they told us tales of their adventure. Sure enough, Harry got sick and acquired a new nickname- Harry the Hurler.

After dinner it was time to go reef walking to pick lobster. Each person carries a flashlight. The eyes of the lobster gleam red so they are easy pickings. They came back with five big ones in a sack. Poor Harry had slipped on the coral and had a nice scrape down his leg. He almost turned white when we told him how lucky he was- that the fresh blood usually attracts huge sharks!

It was time to sit back and enjoy the tropical evening with millions of stars overhead. We talked quietly for an hour or so before bed. Harold recounted some of the old pirate tales of this area.

Morning came early! The fishermen ate a quick breakfast so that they could get out on the water. Someone noticed that Harry looked particularly sleepy and asked him about it. Turns out he didn’t sleep all night- he was afraid the ghosts would show up!

The fishing boat returned at noon. Harry the Hurler had been true to form! After lunch, we went snorkeling. The visibility in the water was excellent but the coral off the caye is in clumps rather than in a long line. That meant swimming from one clump to another rather than drifting over an enchanted forest which is what I really enjoy. Donald decided that he didn’t need fins.  After a time he found that his sandals were like cement blocks on his feet! The current was quite strong too.  Fortunately, Sarah was wearing an inflatable vest so she was able to tow him to shore.

Glover's Gourmet KitchenThat night we had a feast. Harold had brought excellent corn fed steaks so we enjoyed surf (grilled lobster with lime sauce by Kevin) and turf (teriyaki grilled steaks by Donald), slaw (my contribution) and garlic mashed potatoes (a group effort), all washed down by a nice red wine.  It was one of the best meals I have had.

Tuesday morning while we were having breakfast, we watched as ominous, black clouds surrounded us. We battened everything down and waited. All of a sudden, the wind shifted to the west and the temperature dropped ten degrees.  It was as if someone had flicked a switch and turned off the sound of the surf crashing over the reef.  The west wind was blowing the sound away from us!   We waited for the deluge- and waited- and waited. It finally rained for about ten minutes, the clouds rolled by and the wind shifted again - another perfect day - again.

Glovers - gathering whelikiesAfter breakfast, Kevin and crew cast off for a whelikies gathering trip on the reef. (Kevin had almost drooled when he described the soup he would make from the whelikies.) While the fearless fishermen were off hunting and gathering, the rest of us packed up and prepared to leave - - reluctantly.

On the way back to Placencia, Harry redeemed himself by catching the biggest fish of the trip - a huge king mackerel.  AND he didn’t hurl! Mary caught a grouper on the return trip too. Once inside the reef we saw huge manta rays, and dolphins played around the boat.  Magic!

Upon our arrival in Placencia, we learned that there had been a major storm early that morning. For four hours, high winds and driving rain had lashed Placencia, sending waves as far up as the sidewalk.  Lakes of water still flooded some areas of the village.  I’m more convinced than ever that Glover’s is a magical spot!

by Marilyn Beckstead

The tide is up, the porch facing the sea has a 3-pronged plug, my surge protector works, the sun is shining, the wind is wafting and life is good.

Customs turned out to be a piece of cake. Seems the sight of me with the HUGE SSI cooler, 2 fishing rods, a laptop and a carry-on bag amused and entertained most people. As a result, all I had to do was open the cooler and they waved me through. Oh, and no one, including Continental, charged me for excess baggage. A lesson here, maybe? Look ridiculous enough and people forget to ask you for money? Thoughts to ponder.

Once through customs, I found a porter who took me to Tropic Air. They clucked and clattered about the size of the cooler, but in the end promised to get it to Placencia on the 4:40 p.m. flight (possibly helped along by a small ($5.00 U.S.) tip to the guy who loads the luggage).

Again relieved of my amusing and entertaining burdens, I made my way to Jet's Bar in the departure lounge. I sat down at a table by the window so that I could people and plane watch simultaneously (and, of course, have a rum punch).

When the waiter returned with the change, he also brought along the little guy who manages the bar. He's shorter than me and has a high-pitched, sing-song Creole voice. He had immediately spotted me as an entering tourist and told me he desperately needed American dollars. I agreed to exchange $300 U.S. as long as he promised to change my Belize back into U.S. when I left. So there we sat, in the middle of the departure lounge of Belize City International, counting our money. I did get a free rum punch out of the transaction, something I probably did not need, but was more than happy to accept anyway.

While the banking was taking place, an older couple (Ben and Sarah) sat down at the table next to me. We eventually struck up a conversation and they turned out to be the parents of Ben Ruoti (Benny, as his parents called him), the owner of Nautical Inn in Seine Bight. They had just spent a week with their son. Ben is as Italian as it gets and Sarah gave me a recipe for something that sounds like "gowmla". Basically, it's a layer of fresh bread dough, topped with lightly scrambled eggs, browned and crumbled Italian sausage, romano cheese and another layer of fresh bread dough. Sarah says the Italian sausage is supposed to be fresh (she made 50 pounds while here). I also received instructions to visit Benny and ask for an order of fresh Italian sausage made by mom. Funny, I have to travel to Placencia, Belize in Central America to get fresh Italian sausage. Go figure.

Ben and Sarah watched my stuff while I went to the duty free shop to fill my Placencia liquor order. Apparently, the lack of a boarding pass on an out-bound plane is not a problem so long as you have a bag in which to stash the stuff (unfortunately, this is no longer true). The liquor completed my Placencia purchase orders, so I felt another rum punch was in order.

Ben and Sarah departed about 3:20 and I was left to my own devices for another hour. About 4:15, someone from Tropic Air came to my table and asked if I was Miss Mary. Yes, I said. A slight problem had developed I was told. More people than expected were taking the Tropic Air flight to Placencia, so no room for me or the cooler. But, they could take the rods.

I expressed concern and dismay. However, all was well. Maya Air agreed to make an unscheduled flight for me, 4 other passengers and my cooler. Our tiny little twin engine left 10 minutes after the much bigger Tropic Air plane, but arrived in Placencia first, after making a stop in Dangriga.

(We pause here for a sea break, it just turned the most beautiful shade of green. I can't believe I'm really back.)

Walter, Percy's brother, was waiting with a van to take me to Placencia. (Percy owns a cab and B.J.'s, a pretty decent restaurant located across from Wallen's, one of the Village grocery stores. Percy's also on the Village Council, does small engine and appliance repair and is the Village chiropractor, a versatile man, no?)

So far, so good, except how to get from the van to George's cabin? No road and the cooler is too big to be transported via wheelbarrow. We found 2 young guys who needed $5 U.S. and a way into town. Voila! Instant cooler transportation.

Finally, the cooler, the rods and me, safe at George's cabin. Unpacked, had a shower, changed clothes, and I had arrived.

Paradise is, well, Paradise. At least until it's time to do something sophisticated like grocery shopping - - and, heaven forbid, get email access.

I was tired this morning, so I messed around until noon. Then washed the dishes, took a shower and got dressed to go out.

I first delivered the cinnamon, nutmeg and inkjet cartridge to Miss Lydia. No problem there. She's just across the sidewalk through the middle of town. 

Placencia BTL OfficeNext to BTL to set up Internet access. Right before I left I wondered whether I needed ID. Nah, I decided. Why would they care? I get to BTL. Closed. Won't open for another hour. No problem, I'll go grocery shopping first.Placencia Grocery

I decide to take the back road so that I can stop at the small Placencia Grocery to see if they have eggs. Placencia Grocery is nearer to the house and eggs don't come in closed cartons here. Instead, they're either bagged or come in large (2-dozen) open-topped egg containers. Either
way, they're hard to carry, so I don't want to have to carry them far.

I reach Placencia Grocery. Closed.

Fine, I'll go to Wallens and then to Olga's. Wallens is about a quarter-mile away, not a big deal. I get there. A sign on the door informs me:  "Closed half-days on Thursdays."

I'm beginning to wonder if Thursday afternoon is grocer's holiday in Belize. I don't remember Thursday being a big deal grocery shopping-wise. Maybe it's just in July. But, no problem, I'll go on to Olga's. Olga seems to be a little more entrepreneurial than Harold Wallen, so she should be open.

Olgas GroceryAnother quarter-mile. Olga is, you guessed it, closed. But, no sign on the door telling me whether it's for the afternoon, the rest of the day, permanently, whatever.

I'm beginning to think I'm screwed on groceries today. I decide to go back to BTL, because it should be open, and they can fill me in on the grocery store deal.

BTL is open. Hurray! I finally successfully communicate that I want email access. They want my passport. I knew it. Anything else I need, I asked. No. So, ok, BTL's not far from the house. I walk back and get my passport. Once again at BTL. This time they tell me they need $100 Belize deposit. I have $100 Belize on me, but need to go to the store. Back to the house.

The money does it. Setting up the connection takes about 45 minutes, but finally is accomplished.

The BTL people tell me Olga's should be open. I walk the half-mile back to Olga's. Yes! She's open.

Unfortunately, I need heavy stuff (potatoes, onions, limes, pineapple juice, rum) and can't find Shakey (a local man who makes his living by delivering heavy stuff via wheelbarrow). I went ahead and bought the eggs at Olga's thinking Placencia Grocery still wouldn't be open. They put them in a small plastic bag and slipped them in the large plastic grocery bag with soft stuff.

I also went ahead and loaded up on groceries even though I hadn't found Shakey. I figured I might still find him and I didn't want to have to go back to the store tomorrow.

No such luck. And those 4 bags were really heavy. I stopped 5 or 6 times to shift the load. Then the first bag broke and out dropped the can of pineapple juice.

Great. I repacked that bag into two other bags, leaving the egg bag untouched. Off I went, and then the second bag broke.

No way I could get all of the contents of the second broken bag into the non-egg bag. So I carefully packed around the eggs and tried to carry the remaining 2 bags from the bottom. I couldn't, but by continuously stopping and readjusting the load, I did manage to get everything as far as 150 feet across the sidewalk from my house before the non-egg bag broke. Limes, mangoes, potatoes, onions, mayonnaise, rum, pasta and corn oil strewn about the sand.

In utter disgust, I just left everything lay there, and walked the rest of the way with the egg bag. I set it down to open the door and when I picked it up, I noticed something wet on the stairs. Yep, egg yolks.

Whatever. I grabbed a cloth bag, went back across the walkway and picked up the stuff lying on the sand. Of the 12 eggs purchased, I made it home with 8. Actually, not so bad. I didn't break any of the glass stuff either.

However, the eggs dripped onto the instructions for setting up the BTL email account. So I'm waiting for that to sort of dry out before I aggravate myself further today by trying (probably unsuccessfully) to install a new email connection (in Belize, no less).

If you've received this, you'll know I was successful.

Day One:  Finally - - Alex, Biggs and I had finished transforming the old "Wet 'N Wild"  - - now the "Bad Tide" into my idea of a decent fishing boat (I had decided not to think too hard about the name change implications.  After all, it wasn't like I was swapping a sportscar for a station wagon and baby buggies - at least not yet.)

Wet 'N Wild is wet and wild no more
The Bad Tide "Before"
Picture

The work on the boat had been hot and itchy.  (I think I'd do just about anything - even housework - to avoid fiberglass work again.  I still wish somebody had gotten a picture of me covered in petroleum jelly and fiberglass dust - my girlfriend said I looked like a Stephen King apparition.)

Anyway, we'd gotten her launched on Wednesday night about 9:00 p.m.   And after a couple of bottles of really bad champagne (the only kind available in Placencia), we'd decided we needed a holiday to reward ourselves.   Somebody suggested a camping trip at Glover's Reef.

Sounded perfect about then, and still sounded ok the next morning.  So we pulled away from the dock around 10:30 a.m. (told you the champagne was bad) and headed off to Northeast Caye in Glover's Atoll.

Northeast Caye is owned by the Lamont family and is managed by their daughter, Becky Cabral, the ex-wife of one of my cousins (that's Becky's son, Warren, to the right).  Mr. and Mrs. Lamont are French. 

Bad Tide in Progress
At Work on the Bad Tide
(Placencia Dock)

Warren (Becky's son) with a grouperThey visited Belize back in the 1950s, fell in love with it, and opened the first Belize dive shop (pretty gutsy for the '50s).  Becky and her sister, Madeline, grew up on Northeast Caye.

North East Caye isn't fancy by any means.  Plain elevated wooden cabanas on the beach (reef side is best), oil burning stoves for individual cooking.Cabin on Beach of North East Caye in Glover's Atoll

(Becky will also provide family-style meals and she's a pretty darn good cook - -learned to make a mean loaf of French bread from her dad).

Besides, we don't usually spend much time in our cabanas because the fishing is usually stupendous (trolling and spinning - not too much flyfishing - even though we'd fitted out the Bad Tide as a flyfishing boat, it's still pretty good for trolling).

The trip takes about 2 and half hours, with a short rest break, so we didn't arrive until around 1:30 that afternoon.  Set up camp and then took off for a little fishing for dinner.  Twenty minutes later - - voila!   Barracuda and two good-sized jacks.  Took them back to camp and Becky baked them with a little white wine, herbs and olive oil, added a couple of loaves of her famous French bread, an avocado salad and a "few" Belikans.  This is the life! 

A couple of more "after-dinner" Belikans and then off to bed by midnight (1:00? 2:00? surely not 3!).

Day Two:  Up early (well, by 5:30 actually), big breakfast, and then we shoved off for the first full fishing day for the Bad Tide.Bad Tide - Setting Off from North East Caye at Glover's Reef

Until around 4:00 p.m., an uneventful day, really.  Twelve barracuda, 9 groupers (average size around 20 pounds), a three or four jacks - - and EVERYTHING caught on a 9" Magnum Stretch 30+ Redhead!

A school of dolphin joined us as we were heading home.  They jumped around the boat for awhile much to the delight of Warren, Becky's son, and Mary, my partner in the guide service. 

Then, just as the dolphins were leaving,  I spotted a school of tuna - - my favorite fish. 

Alex caught a nice black-fin pretty quickly and I sat back to enjoy some good tuna fishing. 

Biggs at front of boat, Warren Cabral watchingBut, just a few minutes later, something hit Biggs' line, and it became evident fairly quickly that Biggs had something, well, big!

Whatever it was, it was running him around the boat, and Alex's Turn at the Fishhe soon asked for someone to relieve him (hey, it was our second day of celebrating, and last night had been somewhat late - or so I'm told).

I told Alex to go for it.  Alex got into the spirit of things, but this was a REALLY big fish.  This trip was a thank-you to Alex and Biggs for all their hard work - but I couldn't resist, I took the pole from Alex.  

Kevin's Turn at the "Big Fish"This fish was big, and pretty d)(&)* strong!

Speculation as to its identity was running toward a yellow-fin or a shark.  Warren was pretty sure it was a shark - but after all - he's only a 7-year-old kid, so what did he know?

Well, after about an hour of struggling with what seemed like a monster, Alex and Biggs decided that Warren was a pretty smart kid, andIt's Coming UP - Whatever it is! it probably was a shark, and we should cut if off and go home.   No way.  This son of a gun was coming UP - especially after all this time.  I was going to find out what he was one way or another!

Well, as I'm sure you must have guessed by now - out of the mouths of babes - should have listened to Warren.  

Silky Shark at the surfaceIt was a shark -   - 9 1/2' Silky Shark.  (A Carcharhinus falciformis according to the Audubon Society Field Guide to Tropical Marine Fishes.)

Silkies live at the edges of continental and insular shelves and offshore at depths of 60 - 1,650'.  Considered dangerous, but Audubon says there have been no verified records of it attacking humans (althMary with the prize grouperough I'm sure it would have been glad to take a bite out of us, given the chance).

We cut her off and headed home for another great fish dinner (compliments to Becky the chef), and an EARLY night. 

Up by four the next morning for a few hours fishing before heading back to Placencia.  Mary won the prize grouper award for her 35 pound black grouper, and we also got some "whelikies" (sea snails) to take home for stew.

Great trip!

Gathering whelikies on the way home(If any of your anglers out there are interested in a hard-core fishing trip while you're in Belize - let us know.   The Atoll is very remote and accommodations are pretty Spartan, no running water, showers or indoor toilets. 

But, the fishing can be awesome (the Glover's Reef Atoll is a marine reserve and an important breeding ground for grouper and snapper, plus, only a portion of it can be fished as part of Belize's fisheries conservation program).  

Also, lots of lobster not far off the caye (in-season, of course - June 16 through February 14 is lobster season).  Fishing can also be combined with some of the best diving in Belize (the Lamonts still have a dive operation on the caye).

Note:  As of November 15, 1999, new diving and fishing regulations will be in effect for the Glover's Reef Atoll Marine Reserve.   Fishing will be catch and release only inside the Reserve, and divers must register and attend an orientation session before diving.

See our News Page, Glover's Reef Pictures Page and our Accommodations Page for more information on North East Caye and new regulations affecting fishing and diving.

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